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Why you shouldn’t microwave a cell phone

it’s like the rebirth of Voldemort

HOLY SHIT

REBLOGGING THIS AGAIN BECAUSE AT ONE POINT IT LOOKS LIKE THERE IS A MOUTH OPENING AND CLOSING

WHAT THE EGFUTCKT

IT’S LIKE OPENING UP THE GATES OF HELL

i told you there was a monster in my phone….

That’s fucking crazy

What the fuck was just released?

Whaaaat? I don’t want a cellphone any more…

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So having a gluten free diet can be tough

One of the things I’m ashamed to say I miss is fast food burgers. 

Two days ago, I’m going through the drive thru at Hungry Jacks (Burger King) to get some fries because I’m busy and hungry and dinner is still hours away. And I think, why can’t I have a burger? Why can’t I just take the bun off, put chips around it, and eat it? I’ll be careful not to look too closely at what is actually inside the burger and I can taste it again!

So I did. I went to my friend’s house (because she is non-judgemental and I could eat a bun-less burger with a knife and fork in front of her). And can I just say, it was amazing.

It was so so good! I even had one the next day! (but got excited and ordered a different burger. Mistake.)

I really wanted another one today but I know 3 days in a row is too many, even for someone who hasn’t had them in around 3 years.

Such goodness! The mayonnaise, the pickles, the pattie! These are things I thought were gross, but now I’m shamefully dreaming of the next time I can have one! Well, ok, they are still gross, but I don’t care.

Why didn’t I do this before? 

No one laugh at me when I’m eating a burger without the bun with a knife and fork in front of you ok? You don’t understand.

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